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}
Quotes = {
[[
I don't care that they stole my idea... I care that they don't have any of their own.
~ Nikola Tesla
]],
[[
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
~ Albert Einstein
]],
[[
Code never lies, comments sometimes do.
~ Ron Jeffries
]],
[[
Good code is its own best documentation.
~ Steve McConnell
]],
[[
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
~ Isaac Asimov
]],
[[
If a machine is expected to be infallible, it cannot also be intelligent.
~ Alan Turing
]],
[[
Mathematical reasoning may be regarded.
~ Alan Turing
]],
[[
Anti-social behavior is a trait of intelligence in a world full of conformists.
~ Nikola Tesla
]],
[[
We are very, very small, but we are profoundly capable of very, very big things.
~ Stephen Hawking
]],
[[
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
~ Stephen Hawking
]],
[[
An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity.
~ Terry Davis
]],
[[
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
~ Craig Reucassel
]],
[[
Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
~ Edsger Dijkstra
]],
[[
An algorithm must be seen to be believed.
~ Donald Knuth
]],
[[
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
~ Yogi Berra
]],
[[
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
~ Robert Sewell
]],
[[
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs,
then programming must be the process of putting them in.
~ Edsger Dijkstra
]],
[[
Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer.
There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.
~ Larry Wall
]],
[[
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
~ Edsger Dijkstra
]],
}
math.randomseed(os.time())
local header = function()
return Headers[math.random(#Headers)]
end
local footer = function()
return Quotes[math.random(#Quotes)]
end
local config = function()
local starter = require("mini.starter")
vim.keymap.set("n", "<Space>d", starter.open, { desc = "Dashboard" })
starter.setup({
autoopen = true,
evaluate_single = false,
items = {
starter.sections.recent_files(5, false, true),
{ name = "Plugin Manager", action = "Lazy", section = "Actions" },
{ name = "File Browser", action = "Oil --float", section = "Actions" },
{ name = "Neorg Index", action = "Neorg index", section = "Actions" },
{ name = 'Edit new buffer', action = 'enew', section = 'Actions' },
{ name = 'Quit Neovim', action = 'qall', section = 'Actions' },
},
header = header,
footer = footer,
content_hooks = nil,
query_updaters = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789_-.",
silent = false,
})
end
return {
"echasnovski/mini.starter",
lazy = false,
config = config
}
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