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I care that they don't have any of their own. ~ Nikola Tesla ]], [[ Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. ~ Albert Einstein ]], [[ Code never lies, comments sometimes do. ~ Ron Jeffries ]], [[ Good code is its own best documentation. ~ Steve McConnell ]], [[ I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. ~ Isaac Asimov ]], [[ If a machine is expected to be infallible, it cannot also be intelligent. ~ Alan Turing ]], [[ Mathematical reasoning may be regarded. ~ Alan Turing ]], [[ Anti-social behavior is a trait of intelligence in a world full of conformists. ~ Nikola Tesla ]], [[ We are very, very small, but we are profoundly capable of very, very big things. ~ Stephen Hawking ]], [[ Quiet people have the loudest minds. ~ Stephen Hawking ]], [[ An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity. ~ Terry Davis ]], [[ It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. ~ Craig Reucassel ]], [[ Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. ~ Edsger Dijkstra ]], [[ An algorithm must be seen to be believed. ~ Donald Knuth ]], [[ In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. ~ Yogi Berra ]], [[ If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. ~ Robert Sewell ]], [[ If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. ~ Edsger Dijkstra ]], [[ Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris. ~ Larry Wall ]], [[ The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim. ~ Edsger Dijkstra ]], } math.randomseed(os.time()) local header = function() return Headers[math.random(#Headers)] end local footer = function() return Quotes[math.random(#Quotes)] end local config = function() local starter = require("mini.starter") vim.keymap.set("n", "d", starter.open, { desc = "Dashboard" }) starter.setup({ autoopen = true, evaluate_single = false, items = { starter.sections.recent_files(5, false, true), { name = "Plugin Manager", action = "Lazy", section = "Actions" }, { name = "File Browser", action = "Oil --float", section = "Actions" }, { name = "Neorg Index", action = "Neorg index", section = "Actions" }, { name = 'Edit new buffer', action = 'enew', section = 'Actions' }, { name = 'Quit Neovim', action = 'qall', section = 'Actions' }, }, header = header, footer = footer, content_hooks = nil, query_updaters = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789_-.", silent = false, }) end return { "echasnovski/mini.starter", lazy = false, config = config }